You get what you pay for. Ex: Mariotti
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Hurry, I’m late for the early bird special
I was a Baywatch extra
I forget why I’m here
It wasn’t me, it was the gorilla
Young once, immature forever
Just say no to innuendo
I’m sorry you have to see me like this
Too cool for TV
I may be insane, but I’m not crazy
Only elephants should wear ivory
Pick Jay’s brain? I’d rather pick my nose
Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand
Never eat more than you can lift
You can’t just let nature run wild
My favorite animal is steak
Saliva drools, OK
Indecision is the key to flexiblity
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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