I’m so adjective I verb nouns.
Even the simplist job can be done rong.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
I have the body of a god. Buddha.
If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art
Vegetarian: Armenian word for lousy hunter
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips
The trouble with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard
Support wild life - throw a party
My mother thinks I’m at the movies
!@#!*&
There’s a time & place for everything. It’s called Around The Horn.
If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
There’s no final four on ATH. There’s only 1.
Whatever kind of look you were going 4, you missed Mariotti!
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality Mariotti!
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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