Woody’s Chalkboards

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality Mariotti!

Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Everytime I get it together I forget where I put it

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

Change is inevitable except from vending machines

I was lost but now I’m found

Note: The blackboard was missing from the first segment of the show.

Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors.

I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?

If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap, & easy

Excess is never too much in moderation

Practice safe lunch use a condiment

I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs

Don’t try this at home I’m an amateur

All I ask is that you treat me no differently than a king

You had me at mute

Money is the root of all evil. Send me $10 for more information.

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