Woody’s Chalkboards

Everytime I get it together I forget where I put it

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

Change is inevitable except from vending machines

I was lost but now I’m found

Note: The blackboard was missing from the first segment of the show.

Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors.

I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?

If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap, & easy

Excess is never too much in moderation

Practice safe lunch use a condiment

I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs

Don’t try this at home I’m an amateur

All I ask is that you treat me no differently than a king

You had me at mute

Money is the root of all evil. Send me $10 for more information.

Sorry if I look interested, I’M NOT

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving is not for you

Blame Captain Kangaroo for the way I am

I love me some me

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