Woody’s Chalkboards

Sorry if I look interested, I’M NOT

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving is not for you

Blame Captain Kangaroo for the way I am

I love me some me

I know everything, just not all at once

If I look lost & confused return me to ATH

Some wear Superman PJ’s, Superman wears Woody PJ’s

Stable relationships are for horses

I’m schizophrenic and so am I.

People who think they know it all really annoy those who do

I want Mariotti Marriott points

Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

Dog & remote missing. Reward for remote.

For my next trick I need Jay & a mute button

Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

It’s a Favre Favre better thing he did

Note: Brett Favre retired earlier in the day

On your mark, get set, go away!

Without geometry, life is pointless

Dikembe Mutombo means no worries

Note: Dikembe Mutombo is an NBA basketball player.

There’s something about Mariotti

Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

If you’re not the lead dog, the view never changes

If you can’t run with the big dogs, get back on the porch

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