I know everything, just not all at once
If I look lost & confused return me to ATH
Some wear Superman PJ’s, Superman wears Woody PJ’s
Stable relationships are for horses
I’m schizophrenic and so am I.
People who think they know it all really annoy those who do
I want Mariotti Marriott points
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Dog & remote missing. Reward for remote.
For my next trick I need Jay & a mute button
Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
It’s a Favre Favre better thing he did
Note: Brett Favre retired earlier in the day
On your mark, get set, go away!
Without geometry, life is pointless
Dikembe Mutombo means no worries
Note: Dikembe Mutombo is an NBA basketball player.
There’s something about Mariotti
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
If you’re not the lead dog, the view never changes
If you can’t run with the big dogs, get back on the porch
Every day I add a name to my hate list
Frogs ♥ leap year
Leap year = 3 more buffets
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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