Every day I add a name to my hate list
Frogs ♥ leap year
Leap year = 3 more buffets
Mariotti never works Feb. 29th
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
If it weren’t for the gutter my mind would be homeless
ATH: So easy a caveman could do it
Normal: Just a washing machine setting
Life’s a garden. Dig it.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind most
I don’t get mad I get Mariotti
I’m serious and don’t call me Shirley
Picked last in P.E.
Career Goals:
writer ✓
ninja ✓
No country for old men but ATH is for old me
There will be blood today
I am always right sometimes
It was too dark to see the eclipse
Note: There was a lunar eclipse the night before
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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