If I wanted a friend I’d buy a dog
Do I look like a people person!
You’re only young once, but you’re immature forever.
This show works better if Time doesn’t talke
Where ever I am, there’s a party
President of ATH
Paige ‘08
I’m the person your parents warned you about!
All I want is a little more than I’ll ever get
Breakfast: raw egg, 2 aspirin, fresh mango, cup of coffee
Nothing says I heart u like getting muted
My heart belongs to a gorilla
Less Jay, more me.
Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy it
I’m sick of being arm candy
Don’t act stupid just because you know how to
Disgruntled employee of the month
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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