Tony doesn’t want to read your blog

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

I’m just like Jackie, only louder & funnier

Note: Jackie = Jackie MacMullan, another panelist on the show

Is today really necessary?
I see your point, but Jay is still wrong.

Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

Good kid gone bad
Sick of it ALL!
The more people I meet, the better I like my dog.
Writer by day, superhero by night.
I’m here. What’s your other 2 wishes?
Warning! Will throw nearest object.
In my world, there is no “I” in abbreveation.

Note: Making reference to his misspelling on Jan. 15, 2008

That’s it, everyone gets a timeout.
Born to party, forced to work
Always use spel cheker

Note: Making reference to his misspelling on Jan. 15, 2008

Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors
What’s the abbreveation for abbreveation?

Note: abbreveation [sic]

Permanently on spin cycle
Cooler than the other side of the pillow
Smart is today, dumb is forever
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