Office meetings stink. I don’t like coffee, pastries and my co-workers
Do the Danish like to eat danish? Spanish peanuts? English toffee? Germans chocolate cake?
I’m addicted to donuts. It’s a vicious circle
Are rice cakes made out of styrofoam?
My toilet was stolen. I don’t know who. I have nothing to go on
Got a job at a fire hydrant store, but have nowhere to park
Don’t send me puns. Toucan play at that game
Short psychic escapes prison.
Small medium at large
Dated a philosopher. She didn’t even know if I existed
Dated a woman who works at the zoo. She’s a keeper
My Google was Dewey Decimal System
Once in a great while someone amazing comes along. Here I am
I do crunches every day. Usually Nestle or Captain
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Note: Sarah = Sarah Spain, another panelist on the show [pic]
Was going to give Plaschke a nasty look today, but he already has one
Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show
In Canada 50 Cent is called 64 Cent
My blood type is B positive. Sarah’s is be negative
Note: Sarah = Sarah Spain, another panelist on the show
My dog was chasing a man on bike. I didn’t know Skippy owned a bike
At family potluck picnics I’m asked to bring paper towels
NBA Finals? Blah. I’m headed to my 5th straight showdown
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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