Woody’s Chalkboards

Kate Fagan 5-9 Guard Colorado Buffs’ Record 3-pointers

Note: Pic of Kate Fagan (another panelist on the show) playing basketball [pic]

Sarcasm is an acquired art form

Good thing my phone is smart. I’m not

I have a lot on my plate. Not busy. Just hungry.

Any port in a storm. Any porta-potty at a concert

I need new friend. I’m down to none

Memo to J.D. the ATH director: Nobody wants to see my pores

Why question the intentions of a road-crossing chicken?

My plant died. My other plant photosympathized

I have a license to carry plastic straws

I used to make a fortune selling tires. Those were the goodyears

If you can read this see your ophthalmologist

Note: Written with squiggly letters [pic]

Stop me if you’ve seen this chalkboard before

I speak loudly and carry a big shtick

Tony, don’t make me stop this car

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

No showdown today. I’m late for early buffet discount

I’m about to put “out of order” sticker on forehead and leave ATH for weekend

Because I’m old had to put bar in shower. Fully stocked

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I donut know what Krispy Kreme would do without glaze

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