Woody’s Chalkboards

Was going to give Plaschke a nasty look today, but he already has one

Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

In Canada 50 Cent is called 64 Cent

My blood type is B positive. Sarah’s is be negative

Note: Sarah = Sarah Spain, another panelist on the show

My dog was chasing a man on bike. I didn’t know Skippy owned a bike

At family potluck picnics I’m asked to bring paper towels

NBA Finals? Blah. I’m headed to my 5th straight showdown

I bless the rains down in Africa
– Toto
Ruff
– Toto

Land of the free because of the brave who served and died

Jokes about bad pole vaulters don’t seem to go over very well

To be frank, I’d have to change my name

The best thing about the good old days, is that I was never good or old

With great reflexes, comes great response ability

I think we’re in for a bad spell of wether

Somebody just gave me a free air guitar…
no strings attached

It’s National Idaho Day. Love the Gem State. Gym state? Jim State? Potato State?

On ATH it’s not the heat, but the humility

I just chalk it up to another bad day at ATH

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

I came; I saw; I forgot what I was doing here

I have 39 unmatched socks. Please advise.

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