Is Popeye’s chicken fried in olive oyl?
What if the early bird hates to eat worms?
You can stay on my lawn, but get off my back
Get off my lawn unless you want to mow it
Saw Imagine Dragons last night. Imagine how I’m draggin’ today
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
Does sneeze guard really make us feel better about buffet line?
I thought “Goodwill Hunting” meant me shopping for clothes
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
Ten-ish
I’m a bank teller. I call banks and tell them stuff
Only you can control your narcissism.
You know what they say about cliffhangers…
I just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore
I’ve been thinking about writing a mystery novel, or have I?
Office meetings stink. I don’t like coffee, pastries and my co-workers
Do the Danish like to eat danish? Spanish peanuts? English toffee? Germans chocolate cake?
I’m addicted to donuts. It’s a vicious circle
Are rice cakes made out of styrofoam?
My toilet was stolen. I don’t know who. I have nothing to go on
Got a job at a fire hydrant store, but have nowhere to park
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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