Woody’s Chalkboards

Nobody else on this panel can drive a stick.

I’m not condescending or sending holiday cards to inferior people.

I presented Judge with wit of habeus corpuscle.

Did 100 sumo squats before ATH. Won’t do didly squat during the show.

New ATH segment called
Binary or Cell.

I created the American Apathy Association. Nobody became a member.

Tim’s Thanksgiving tradition

Note: Can of Spam taped to chalkboard.
Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show [pic]

Sarah’s special secret recipe.
Open Can. Serve.

Note: Can of cranberry sauce taped to chalkboard [pic]

Tony is the man,
the myth,
the mute monster.

I hate losing.
Especially weight.

You still have time. Vote.

If you can read this, so what? You can read.

ATH has lasted 20 years. I’m surprised I lasted 20 shows.

ATH’s American Idle champion for 20 years.

I have the ability to annoy all of the other panelists.

I saw all the great bands before they and I got old.

The Lakers had showtime. I own showdown.

Act like I’m not here. I do.

I’ve decided to become a limited edition.

I’m eliminating bad choices from my life. You are one.

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