My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned; couldn’t concentrate
I was messing around during the conference call today. I hope today is a hail mary.
With great power comes great electricity bill
Urology department, can I put you on hold?
I always play mega dimes. Big winner yesterday; 80 cents
A guy just threw a glass of milk at me. How dairy?
I’ve worn makeup on TV for 13 years; now I just wear it all the time
If I score 80 points today, I will dedicate my win to 2006 Kobe
At what age is it appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted
Taking a midnight swim in one of the great lakes would be a bit erie
In company meetings, turn off your phone and your mind
Velcro: A rip-off if you ask me
What a coincidence. My IQ and my golf handicap are the same
Tony went to Fordham; I went to Chevyham
There’s a reason you never see the producer