A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer
How do you organize a space party
You planet
I guarantee I won’t make 3 errors today
I wonder if Peyton has a self-sack dance?
At least 2% of my wins were aided by the Earth’s rotation
Today, I’m going ahead to the past
Marty McFly gets here in thirteen days! Prepare yourselves
Back to the Future II predicted the Cubs. So am I.
I’m torn between Yogi Bear and Deputy Dawg
I lead ATH in wins and first eliminations
Tony reminds me of big bird the grouch
JD the director is my homeboy; I’m ready for my closeup
I was hoping Pablo was the host today
I took Latin in high school, but it was all Greek to me
My parents moved, but wouldn’t tell me where
Bad combination: sleeping in the nude and sleep walking
My hair ignores me and your emails
I offer good opinions and false advertising
I’m not old enough to get muted
No good story starts with, “I was eating a salad when…”
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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