Woody’s Chalkboards

ATH stands for "All time host."
Points Tony

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

After 13 years and 500 wins I think I deserve tenure.

Ways to Write Good
1. Be more or less specific.
2. Avoid alliteration, always.
Three. Be consistent.

Party at Frank’s house. He has his own pool…cue

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

I always run at the mouth of a river

I have only two rules:
valet parking
and
no salad bars

Frank is a man without an island; he lives in Brooklyn

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Cowlishaw is all Texas - all hat, no good answers

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

I got muted in school also

I was voted least likely to succeed. The students were right.

Tweet me bad stuff; I know where you live

My Twitter handle is @leavemealone

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer

How do you organize a space party
You planet

I guarantee I won’t make 3 errors today

I wonder if Peyton has a self-sack dance?

At least 2% of my wins were aided by the Earth’s rotation

Today, I’m going ahead to the past

Marty McFly gets here in thirteen days! Prepare yourselves

Back to the Future II predicted the Cubs. So am I.

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