The septic tank failed at the sausage shop. It was the wurst smell ever.
I’d tell you a joke about air conditioners, but you’re probably not a fan
Sloppy grey hair is better than slicked back hair or no hair
Sir Cumference was the most well rounded knight at Arthur’s round table
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned; couldn’t concentrate
I was messing around during the conference call today. I hope today is a hail mary.
With great power comes great electricity bill
Urology department, can I put you on hold?
I always play mega dimes. Big winner yesterday; 80 cents
A guy just threw a glass of milk at me. How dairy?
1. Give everyone their own whip-cream bottle.
2. Stuff turkey with money.
I’ve worn makeup on TV for 13 years; now I just wear it all the time
If I score 80 points today, I will dedicate my win to 2006 Kobe
At what age is it appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted
Taking a midnight swim in one of the great lakes would be a bit erie
In company meetings, turn off your phone and your mind
Velcro: A rip-off if you ask me
What a coincidence. My IQ and my golf handicap are the same
Frank S. Hola!
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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