Cleaning Tip #1:
While listening to music, never use the toilet brush as your microphone
The list of my best puns of 2016:
How to have a beach body:
1. Have a body
2. Go to the beach
Live everyday like it’s taco Tuesday
I chose the road less traveled.
Now where am I?
In honor of Earth Day, I moved all of my emails to the “recycle” folder
Prince was definitely one among men
If at first you don’t succeed, hit a double
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
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You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone. For example, toilet paper.
Admit it, your life would be boring without me
Isola + Cowlishaw
=
Frank n' Beans
If you don’t have something nice to say, say it sarcastically
I dream that one day a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned
People who are awesome:
Note: Pie graph showing 100% with the legend "Me" [pic]
I bought the worst thesaurus, not only is it terrible, but it’s also terrible
Every family has one weird relative. If you can’t name who it is, then it’s probably you.
If he could chuck wood, Woody do it?
Auto-correct can go straight to he’ll
I always put my shoes on before my pants to remind myself that life is not easy
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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