Advice:
Never test how deep the water is with both feet
Technically the glass is always full
Note: Pic of glass showing ½ water and ½ air [pic]
Life it too short for fake butter and ejecting a USB properly.
The light at the end of the tunnel was sold on Craigslist
I had jury duty yesterday. I was eliminated after the opening argument.
It’s always darkest before the dawn, so if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s paper, that’s the time to do it
This is a great day to be a frog
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you
Give me ambiguity or give me something else
I’m not arguing with you. I’m just explaining why I’m right.
All of my friends say I’m sweeter than 3.1416
Shakespeare's hardest decision was which pencil to use
2B or not 2B?
I before E...
except when you run a feisty heist in a weird foreign neighborhood
If you ever question my intelligence, just remember there was no Google when I was in school
My fake plants are dead. I wish I would have pretended to water them.
Forget Rice-a-Roni; I’m the San Francisco treat
Not my last rodeo, but my last media bus ride
If the Panthers win, I’ll spend the night in Alcatraz
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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