Every family has one weird relative. If you can’t name who it is, then it’s probably you.
If he could chuck wood, Woody do it?
Auto-correct can go straight to he’ll
I always put my shoes on before my pants to remind myself that life is not easy
Alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but most have just four
I’d like to meet Dr. Pepper. I hear he is quite the fizzsicist
I’m definitely the number one overall seed on this panel
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else
I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I’m modest, and I love to tell everyone
Advice:
Never test how deep the water is with both feet
Technically the glass is always full
Note: Pic of glass showing ½ water and ½ air [pic]
Life it too short for fake butter and ejecting a USB properly.
The light at the end of the tunnel was sold on Craigslist
I had jury duty yesterday. I was eliminated after the opening argument.
It’s always darkest before the dawn, so if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s paper, that’s the time to do it
This is a great day to be a frog
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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