Gone Fishing

Come up with your own saying today
Random axe of kindness

Note: This is the same chalkboard from May 3, 2016. [pic]

Frank, remember that the best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Random axe of kindness

Note: Drawing of an axe with a complement [pic]

Cleaning Tip #1:
While listening to music, never use the toilet brush as your microphone

The list of my best puns of 2016:

How to have a beach body:

1. Have a body
2. Go to the beach

Live everyday like it’s taco Tuesday

I chose the road less traveled.
Now where am I?

In honor of Earth Day, I moved all of my emails to the “recycle” folder

Prince was definitely one among men
If at first you don’t succeed, hit a double
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard

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You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone. For example, toilet paper.
Admit it, your life would be boring without me

Isola + Cowlishaw
=
Frank n' Beans

If you don’t have something nice to say, say it sarcastically
I dream that one day a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned
People who are awesome:

Note: Pie graph showing 100% with the legend "Me" [pic]

I bought the worst thesaurus, not only is it terrible, but it’s also terrible
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