Prince was definitely one among men
If at first you don’t succeed, hit a double
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
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I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
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I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
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I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
I'm trying to see how many words I can fit on the chalkboard
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You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone. For example, toilet paper.
Admit it, your life would be boring without me
Isola + Cowlishaw
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Frank n' Beans
If you don’t have something nice to say, say it sarcastically
I dream that one day a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned
People who are awesome:
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I bought the worst thesaurus, not only is it terrible, but it’s also terrible
Every family has one weird relative. If you can’t name who it is, then it’s probably you.
If he could chuck wood, Woody do it?
Auto-correct can go straight to he’ll
I always put my shoes on before my pants to remind myself that life is not easy
Alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but most have just four
I’d like to meet Dr. Pepper. I hear he is quite the fizzsicist
I’m definitely the number one overall seed on this panel
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else
I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I’m modest, and I love to tell everyone
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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