Mister Rogers didn’t effectively prepare me for the people in my neighborhood
The ATH director has asked me to sit backward. He’s tired of looking at my face.
When nature calls, I let it go to voicemail
Broncos at the White House today. I’m in Tony’s dog house.
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack should be
2nd round pick
I don’t think these new young panelists, or Tim, understand brilliance
Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show
Today I re-wrote history
HISTORY
HISTORY
Not only is my short-term memory horrible, but so is my short-term memory
If owning a DSLR camera makes me a photographer, then call me Superman, because I’m wearing red undies
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar
All of these one-liners I come up with and I still don’t have my own sitcom?
Why do dogs run to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s rarely ever for them
My 2020 vision allows me to see four years into the future
Photoshop: Helping Frank Isola since 1988
Note: Frank Isola is another panelist on the show
Shout out to my arms for always being on my side
Yes, English can be strange; however it can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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