All of these one-liners I come up with and I still don’t have my own sitcom?
Monday, May 23, 2016
Wardrobe Quality
Monday, May 23, 2016

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Why do dogs run to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s rarely ever for them
Thursday, May 19, 2016
My 2020 vision allows me to see four years into the future
Thursday, May 19, 2016
Laughing gas
Wednesday, May 18, 2016

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Keys to happiness

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

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Slack


Cut yourself some slack

Thursday, May 12, 2016

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Photoshop: Helping Frank Isola since 1988
Thursday, May 12, 2016

Note: Frank Isola is another panelist on the show

Shout out to my arms for always being on my side
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
Yes, English can be strange; however it can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though
Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Gone Fishing

Come up with your own saying today
Monday, May 9, 2016
Random axe of kindness
Friday, May 6, 2016

Note: This is the same chalkboard from May 3, 2016. [pic]

Frank, remember that the best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have
Friday, May 6, 2016

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Random axe of kindness
Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Note: Drawing of an axe with a complement [pic]

Cleaning Tip #1:
While listening to music, never use the toilet brush as your microphone

Tuesday, May 3, 2016
The list of my best puns of 2016:
Thursday, April 28, 2016

How to have a beach body:

1. Have a body
2. Go to the beach

Thursday, April 28, 2016
Live everyday like it’s taco Tuesday
Tuesday, April 26, 2016

I chose the road less traveled.
Now where am I?

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

In honor of Earth Day, I moved all of my emails to the “recycle” folder

Friday, April 22, 2016
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