Rio athletes advised to keep their heads above water. Thus, the fastest dog-paddler will take home the gold
Opening Ceremony 2016 Rio Olympics
Note: drawing of stick figure lighting a giant citronella candle [pic]
In a world full of Kardashians, be a Woody
I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram
If you think you’re stupid, just remember Pablo is outside looking for Pokemon
Note: Pablo = Pablo Torre, another panelist on the show
Woody's Advice of the Day:
If you lost something, it will be in the last place you look for it
If you lost something, it will be in the last place you look for it
I was standing outside a bar last night. I was outstanding!
I try really hard, but this guy keeps failing me
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody [pic]
The inventor of Mad Libs died today. He was eighty-taco years-old
Confusing Baseball Tradition #1:
Where the song, "Take Me Out To The Ballgame," is sung almost exclusively by people who are already at a ballgame
Where the song, "Take Me Out To The Ballgame," is sung almost exclusively by people who are already at a ballgame
The only time I set the bar low is during a game of limbo
I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went
If everyday is a gift, then today I received a pair of socks
There is no ‘U’ in awesome, but there is a ‘me’
I really need to step up my stair puns
I wonder if the ocean is salty because land doesn’t wave back
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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