Woody’s Chalkboards

If everyday is a gift, then today I received a pair of socks

There is no ‘U’ in awesome, but there is a ‘me’

I really need to step up my stair puns

I wonder if the ocean is salty because land doesn’t wave back

Lets wrap this up lickety split, I’ve got Pokemon to catch

Welcome to the show Ramona! Another foil!

Note: Ramona = Ramona Shelburne, a new panelist to the show

Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again

My favorite team is procrasti, and I’m thinking about joining their nation, but I’ll decide later

I had a neck brace fitted years ago, and I never looked back

I wear a Speedo when I want the entire pool deck to myself

Things Meat Loaf would do for love

Note: Pie chart showing "anything" and "that" [pic]

USGA ruled today Irving’s shot was a 2-pointer

I like to hold hands at the movies…which always seems to startle strangers

I lost my junk food eating contest because I had a chip on my shoulder

Some people need a good pat on the back

The ATH producer has asked me to keep the lights off in my studio

I’m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar

Tip of the day:
Donuts make the best bracelets

Your stomach dunlapped over your belt

Do you have the dunlap disease?

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