Woody’s Chalkboards

Things Meat Loaf would do for love

Note: Pie chart showing "anything" and "that" [pic]

USGA ruled today Irving’s shot was a 2-pointer

I like to hold hands at the movies…which always seems to startle strangers

I lost my junk food eating contest because I had a chip on my shoulder

Some people need a good pat on the back

The ATH producer has asked me to keep the lights off in my studio

I’m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar

Tip of the day:
Donuts make the best bracelets

Your stomach dunlapped over your belt

Do you have the dunlap disease?

Mister Rogers didn’t effectively prepare me for the people in my neighborhood

The ATH director has asked me to sit backward. He’s tired of looking at my face.

When nature calls, I let it go to voicemail

Broncos at the White House today. I’m in Tony’s dog house.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack should be
2^nd round pick

I don’t think these new young panelists, or Tim, understand brilliance

Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

Today I re-wrote history

~~HISTORY~~

HISTORY

Not only is my short-term memory horrible, but so is my short-term memory

If owning a DSLR camera makes me a photographer, then call me Superman, because I’m wearing red undies

I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar

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