I was standing outside a bar last night. I was outstanding!
I try really hard, but this guy keeps failing me
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody [pic]
The inventor of Mad Libs died today. He was eighty-taco years-old
Confusing Baseball Tradition #1:
Where the song, "Take Me Out To The Ballgame," is sung almost exclusively by people who are already at a ballgame
Where the song, "Take Me Out To The Ballgame," is sung almost exclusively by people who are already at a ballgame
The only time I set the bar low is during a game of limbo
I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went
If everyday is a gift, then today I received a pair of socks
There is no ‘U’ in awesome, but there is a ‘me’
I really need to step up my stair puns
I wonder if the ocean is salty because land doesn’t wave back
Lets wrap this up lickety split, I’ve got Pokemon to catch
Welcome to the show Ramona! Another foil!
Note: Ramona = Ramona Shelburne, a new panelist to the show
Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again
My favorite team is procrasti, and I’m thinking about joining their nation, but I’ll decide later
I had a neck brace fitted years ago, and I never looked back
I wear a Speedo when I want the entire pool deck to myself
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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