Stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancies
Sometimes I use words I don’t understand, so I can sound more photosynthesis
Never trust someone that is directing traffic in a hospital gown
I
bonded with
James Bond
I
outbourned
Jason Bourne
If you’re having second thoughts you’re two ahead of most people.
I tried normal once. Worst three minutes of my life.
I have a dream that one day sailors won’t feel pressured to swear
It’s not difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later
I’m throwing a party for introverts, and no one is coming
I learn from mistakes from the people who take my advice
Excusez mon francais fries
Hold onto your seat. I’m about to get real loud
Awesome and handsome both end with ‘me’…coincidence?
Me think not
Make mine an Arnold Palmer
What are those flowers with blue blossoms and yellow centers? I forget.
Calm down. Take a deep breath…and hold it for 20 minutes.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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