Woody’s Chalkboards

At least 2% of my wins were aided by the Earth’s rotation

Today, I’m going ahead to the past

Marty McFly gets here in thirteen days! Prepare yourselves

Back to the Future II predicted the Cubs. So am I.

I’m torn between Yogi Bear and Deputy Dawg

I lead ATH in wins and first eliminations

Tony reminds me of big bird the grouch

JD the director is my homeboy; I’m ready for my closeup

I was hoping Pablo was the host today

I took Latin in high school, but it was all Greek to me

My parents moved, but wouldn’t tell me where

Bad combination: sleeping in the nude and sleep walking

My hair ignores me and your emails

I offer good opinions and false advertising

I’m not old enough to get muted

No good story starts with, “I was eating a salad when…”

Hey Pope Francis, do you want to come over and watch football?

"So I'm ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face."
— Yogi Berra

"I never said most of the things I said."
— Yogi Berra

"I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4."
— Yogi Berra

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