More impressive: 501.5 wins or the calendar slam?
Hey Frank, I had David steal your notes for today’s show. You’re going down
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show
I would tell you a joke about UPS, but I’m not sure you would get it
I saw a brief police chase on TV. The suspect was in his boxers.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it
My night light died; so did my night life
The first 500.5 were the easiest
"You have to be odd to be number one."
— Dr. Seuss
Secret Tip: If you check out all of the books in a library, you can start your own library
If you need to find a high tech toilet, just search for its IP address
I went to the store for eight Sprites. I got home and realized I picked seven up instead.
My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumanji
I knew a lady who had a taser; man, was she stunning
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
How does the man in the moon cut is hair? Eclipse it
With great power, comes great electricity bills
A guy just threw milk at me…how dairy
The most you can expect from me is unconditional *like*
Laugh at your problems; everybody else does
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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