Woody’s Chalkboards

Growing up was the worst idea I’ve ever had. So I haven’t.

Want my computer to respond: Nice try on password. Close enough.

I’ll try anaything once, except Justin’s barber.

Note: Justin = Justin Tinsley, another panelist on the show

My appearance on the horn today feels like a final I didn’t study for

In Spanish the Los Angeles Angels are The Angels Angels and redundantly bad.

Picture your image here.

For me Buy or Sell always becomes bye and sail.

I am a nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
Therefore, I'm perfect.

Keep caml and proofread.

I interrupted a great day to do this show.

Interestingly, I am interesting.

I’m so old I was fan of 1913 U.S. Open Champ. We met.

Judge me not on ATH, Tony, lest ye be judged as host.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

I’m going all carpe diem on this show.

I should never be elected. I approve this message.

Keep friends close and enemas closer.

Actually, I’d rather be a matador.

I want to play hide and seek with bigfoot.

I feel old until I realize Bob Ryan is older.

Don’t ask Clinton about his derby trip. It’s a waste of your time.

Note: Clinton = Clinton Yates, another panelist on the show

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