Woody’s Chalkboards

Clerk asked me for my ID. Gave him my stone tablet.

Today Goliath beats David.

New TV series “Losing Time” about me on ATH

Played golf. Shot my age. I look good for 102.

Checked my spam. Got email from Hormel, which makes Spam.

I hope everyone is glued to the TV for this show. Stick with us.

If I’m behind by only five points, I should be in showdown

Giannis, you block shots, I tell the jokes

Sold one of my cars to buy gas for the other

Think I know where my lost hot iron is, but I can’t put my finger on it

I’m juiced for the big orange.
GO VOLS!!

Brady comeback, and kind of fool can see, Bucs can’t live without you

In high school I was voted most likely to get 0 followers

When younger generation rewrites history it will be misspelled and have no punctuation

Am I the only grocery shopper who can’t open produce plastic bags?

My tolerance for stupid panelists is very low today. Stay tuned…

As I stare into the mirror I say ‘That can’t be right’

I replied to my friend’s wedding invitation: Can’t come. Maybe next time

My bucket list:

Growing up was the worst idea I ever had. So I haven’t.

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