Tony is the man,
the myth,
the mute monster.
I hate losing.
Especially weight.
You still have time. Vote.
If you can read this, so what? You can read.
ATH has lasted 20 years. I’m surprised I lasted 20 shows.
ATH’s American Idle champion for 20 years.
I have the ability to annoy all of the other panelists.
I saw all the great bands before they and I got old.
The Lakers had showtime. I own showdown.
Act like I’m not here. I do.
I’ve decided to become a limited edition.
I’m eliminating bad choices from my life. You are one.
My ATH warning to Tony Reali: This is not a drill.
Critique of Amazon Thursday Night Football? I’ll send you my opinion in two days.
Producer checked my ears before the show. Found 40 cents.
Wish I had a quarter for every bad quarter of football I’ve seen this season.
I just hit my funny bone. It is not humerus.
I don’t think before I talk on ATH. I want to be surprised like you.
I drank 5 hour energy six hours ago. What now?
The college band drum major did not pass percussion protocol.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is a list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008, and concluded when the show ended on May 25, 2025. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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