Woody’s Chalkboards

Actually, I’d rather be a matador.

I want to play hide and seek with bigfoot.

I feel old until I realize Bob Ryan is older.

Don’t ask Clinton about his derby trip. It’s a waste of your time.

Note: Clinton = Clinton Yates, another panelist on the show

Clerk asked me for my ID. Gave him my stone tablet.

Today Goliath beats David.

New TV series “Losing Time” about me on ATH

Played golf. Shot my age. I look good for 102.

Checked my spam. Got email from Hormel, which makes Spam.

I hope everyone is glued to the TV for this show. Stick with us.

If I’m behind by only five points, I should be in showdown

Giannis, you block shots, I tell the jokes

Sold one of my cars to buy gas for the other

Think I know where my lost hot iron is, but I can’t put my finger on it

I’m juiced for the big orange.
GO VOLS!!

Brady comeback, and kind of fool can see, Bucs can’t live without you

In high school I was voted most likely to get 0 followers

When younger generation rewrites history it will be misspelled and have no punctuation

Am I the only grocery shopper who can’t open produce plastic bags?

My tolerance for stupid panelists is very low today. Stay tuned…

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