Woody’s Chalkboards

I have a stunt double for this show

If I sit very still like in school, Frank may not call on me today

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, the fill-in host of ATH

When I lose my phone I usually find it in my hand

Frank should have instructions included

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, the fill-in host of ATH

“I” before “E” is wierd

The heart’s purpose is to pump blood, not to care about a football team’s loss

The voices in my head talk to each other, not to me

I have invented the hair fryer. No oil. Only problem is sticking my head in it

I’ve never missed a field goal or a penalty call

Paige. Drow Paige.
No time to diet

I am a
visionary

My friend bet me $5 I wouldn’t wear this shirt today on TV

I once dated Mona Lisa. Made her smile

Alexa, tell me the numbers that will win Powerball this week

Follow me on Twitter. I know a shortcut

I didn’t go to gym today for the 14,863rd straight day

Note: 14,863 days = 40+ years

Do we really need directions on shampoo bottle?

In elementary school I was voted most likely to not go to high school

Candy corn and spam have same expiration.
Never

I will be holding fundraiser while in line at gas pump

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