Woody’s Chalkboards

During the commercial break I change the channel on my monitor

I had a lot of stuff to do today. I may get to it tomorrow

I can’t seem to complete my thoughts today about

My actual results may vary

If you don’t like watching me that’s fine. I get paid anyway

My sarcasm doesn’t work well with stupid people. Are you getting my sarcasm?

I’m making the world a better place one blackboard quote at a time

I don’t take orders from Tony and the producer. I am not DoorDash

I live to take long, romantic walks to the fridge

Self-satisfaction is word bosses use to get you to work for free

I visited a fireplug factory. Nowhere to park

Want my olympicks? Be my paypal

I used to have hatred of speed bumps, but I’ve gotten over it

ESPN survey proved I’m most popular commentator amoung zombies

Ramona’s favorite band is The Ramones

Note: Romona = Romona Shelburne, another panelist on the show

I love mimes, but that goes without saying

I am overrated, but don’t underestimate me

Best sign I saw on vacation was at Dairy Queen: “Out of ice cream.”

I will be 75 Sunday. That sure came too soon

Today I beat the O’jays - Jackie, J.A., Jorge. Forever mine

Note: Jackie = Jackie MacMullan; J.A. = J.A. Adande; Jorge = Jorge Sedano. The other panelists on the show

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