Woody’s Chalkboards

Don’t you know who I think I am?

I’d be honest with you, but I rather be friends.

I don’t always write on a chalkboard, but when I do, it’s awesome!

Of all the chalkboards I own, this is my favorite.

Sometimes, I lose on purpose just to make others feel better.

So I can write anything here, and you’ll put it on TV?

I’ll forget more than you’ll never know.

You can crush chalk, but not my dreams.

I have a strange feeling I’m being watched right now.

If I have to use facts, you’re gonna be in real trouble.

I’ve got nothing to say. All the good quotes have already been taken.

I came.
I saw.
I lost.

I got love for sale...
for a limited time.

My wallet is like an onion, when I open it, it makes me cry.

Mutes last for seconds, but blackboards last forever!

My chalkboard has never been hacked.

I play microwave golf. 18 holes in just 8 minutes.

A goal is a dream with a deadline.

Do not read the next sentence.
You little rebel, I like you.

I hate this donut, oh, wait. It’s a bagel.

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