Woody’s Chalkboards

I have a strange feeling I’m being watched right now.

If I have to use facts, you’re gonna be in real trouble.

I’ve got nothing to say. All the good quotes have already been taken.

I came.
I saw.
I lost.

I got love for sale...
for a limited time.

My wallet is like an onion, when I open it, it makes me cry.

Mutes last for seconds, but blackboards last forever!

My chalkboard has never been hacked.

I play microwave golf. 18 holes in just 8 minutes.

A goal is a dream with a deadline.

Do not read the next sentence.
You little rebel, I like you.

I hate this donut, oh, wait. It’s a bagel.

Stick around, I may need somebody to blame.

Do not trust atoms, they make up everything

I didn’t lie. The truth changed.

If you can’t stand the heat, move to Cleveland

If you were thinking, you wouldn’t have thought that.

Save some hope for the hopeless.

I make a terrible optimist.

Don’t read me while Woody is talking.

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