Woody’s Chalkboards

Warning: Objects in plasma #2 may be smarter than they appear.

Spaceship crashed. Need money for parts to get home.

It’s bad luck to be superstitious

If you think you know more than me, you obviously don’t.

I should've been a finance major.
Me + you = me

Unlawful mathematicians go to prism.

Go ahead, mute my day!

I’m busy working hard at doing nothing

If it wasn’t for tomorrow, I’d have no future.

I’m awesome because I’m humble

I knew Cowlishaw when he was bottom cat

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on ATH.

I knew Jemele when she wasn’t a diva.

Note: Jemele = Jemele Hill, another panelist on ATH.

Why does Izzy’s right shoulder slump?

Note: Izzy = Isreal Gutierrez, another panelist on ATH.

This is not a drill.
This is a chalkboard.

I had a frog, but it croaked.

I can always tell when they are using fake dinosaurs in movies.

Be kind to dentists. They have fillings, too.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I was addicted to soap once, but now I’m clean.

I’ve sequestered my soul.

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