Why is my cat quiet as a mouse?
Grey or gray?
The answer is yes
Buy 2 and get both!
Every time I see you there you are.
I work out.
Just kidding,
I take naps.
Skim milk is water that is lying about being milk.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
I’m right most of the time. I’m delusional the other 92% of the time.
Every book you have is just a different combination of 26 letters.
Someone’s got a secret admirer! Not you, though.
Why do noses run and feet smell?
When nothing goes right, go left.
They say I’m the master of suspense because
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave.
I’m like juice: always concentrated.
When does love mean nothing at all?
In Tennis.
Me and my recliner go wayyyy back
I write. Therefore I’m right.
In a game of lost and found, I lost.
I DVR ATH so I can mute Tony when I get home.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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