Woody’s Chalkboards

Shows = 1,991
Wins = 444
Mutes = 39,820,

You say tomato, Snoop says Tom Izzo.

For as long as I can remember, I’ve had memories.

I’m not here for a long time, just a good time.

Stay Tuned
Woody is going to do the showdown blindfolded!

Do Transformers get car insurance or life insurance?

Warning: Objects in plasma #2 may be smarter than they appear.

Spaceship crashed. Need money for parts to get home.

It’s bad luck to be superstitious

If you think you know more than me, you obviously don’t.

I should've been a finance major.
Me + you = me

Unlawful mathematicians go to prism.

Go ahead, mute my day!

I’m busy working hard at doing nothing

If it wasn’t for tomorrow, I’d have no future.

I’m awesome because I’m humble

I knew Cowlishaw when he was bottom cat

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on ATH.

I knew Jemele when she wasn’t a diva.

Note: Jemele = Jemele Hill, another panelist on ATH.

Why does Izzy’s right shoulder slump?

Note: Izzy = Isreal Gutierrez, another panelist on ATH.

This is not a drill.
This is a chalkboard.

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