Woody’s Chalkboards

I had a frog, but it croaked.

I can always tell when they are using fake dinosaurs in movies.

Be kind to dentists. They have fillings, too.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I was addicted to soap once, but now I’m clean.

I’ve sequestered my soul.

Why is my cat quiet as a mouse?

Grey or gray?
The answer is yes

Buy 2 and get both!

Every time I see you there you are.

I work out.
Just kidding,
I take naps.

Skim milk is water that is lying about being milk.

Ask me about my vow of silence.

I’m right most of the time. I’m delusional the other 92% of the time.

Every book you have is just a different combination of 26 letters.

Someone’s got a secret admirer! Not you, though.

Why do noses run and feet smell?

When nothing goes right, go left.

They say I’m the master of suspense because

Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave.

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