Woody’s Chalkboards

I hate this donut, oh, wait. It’s a bagel.

Stick around, I may need somebody to blame.

Do not trust atoms, they make up everything

I didn’t lie. The truth changed.

If you can’t stand the heat, move to Cleveland

If you were thinking, you wouldn’t have thought that.

Save some hope for the hopeless.

I make a terrible optimist.

Don’t read me while Woody is talking.

Shows = 1,991
Wins = 444
Mutes = 39,820,

You say tomato, Snoop says Tom Izzo.

For as long as I can remember, I’ve had memories.

I’m not here for a long time, just a good time.

Stay Tuned
Woody is going to do the showdown blindfolded!

Do Transformers get car insurance or life insurance?

Warning: Objects in plasma #2 may be smarter than they appear.

Spaceship crashed. Need money for parts to get home.

It’s bad luck to be superstitious

If you think you know more than me, you obviously don’t.

I should've been a finance major.
Me + you = me

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