Woody’s Chalkboards

Go ahead, mute my day!

I’m busy working hard at doing nothing

If it wasn’t for tomorrow, I’d have no future.

I’m awesome because I’m humble

I knew Cowlishaw when he was bottom cat

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on ATH.

I knew Jemele when she wasn’t a diva.

Note: Jemele = Jemele Hill, another panelist on ATH.

Why does Izzy’s right shoulder slump?

Note: Izzy = Isreal Gutierrez, another panelist on ATH.

This is not a drill.
This is a chalkboard.

I had a frog, but it croaked.

I can always tell when they are using fake dinosaurs in movies.

Be kind to dentists. They have fillings, too.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I was addicted to soap once, but now I’m clean.

I’ve sequestered my soul.

Why is my cat quiet as a mouse?

Grey or gray?
The answer is yes

Buy 2 and get both!

Every time I see you there you are.

I work out.
Just kidding,
I take naps.

Skim milk is water that is lying about being milk.

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