I’m like juice: always concentrated.
When does love mean nothing at all?
In Tennis.
Me and my recliner go wayyyy back
I write. Therefore I’m right.
In a game of lost and found, I lost.
I DVR ATH so I can mute Tony when I get home.
My envelope business failed because I mailed it in.
Hear about the circus fire? It was in-tents.
I had an aquarium business but it tanked.
If 2 wrongs don’t make a right, try 3!
My lamp is a smart one, it has a bright future.
Procrastination pie chart
The dogs let themselves out.
Kill the clock while you still have time.
When it rains and it’s sunny, I have mixed emotions.
If I don’t see you before Easter, I’ll see you at the Peeps show.
If I don’t see you before Easter, hide the eggs.
I’d say I’m happy to be here, but why lie?
Can’t was defeated in the battle of try.
ESPN's fantasy team ruined my brackets.
—Thanks
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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