Ask me about my vow of silence.
I’m right most of the time. I’m delusional the other 92% of the time.
Every book you have is just a different combination of 26 letters.
Someone’s got a secret admirer! Not you, though.
Why do noses run and feet smell?
When nothing goes right, go left.
They say I’m the master of suspense because
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave.
I’m like juice: always concentrated.
When does love mean nothing at all?
In Tennis.
Me and my recliner go wayyyy back
I write. Therefore I’m right.
In a game of lost and found, I lost.
I DVR ATH so I can mute Tony when I get home.
My envelope business failed because I mailed it in.
Hear about the circus fire? It was in-tents.
I had an aquarium business but it tanked.
If 2 wrongs don’t make a right, try 3!
My lamp is a smart one, it has a bright future.
Procrastination pie chart
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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