Woody’s Chalkboards

Celebrity astrology; it’s all about the stars.

Rectangles:
Angles that text and drive.

I’ve got fingers on my blisters.

I love my job. It’s the work that I hate.

This is a good bagel. Probably because it’s a donut.

I’d make a terrible pessimist.

Their. There. They’re not the same.

What's the point of all this
mute-iny?

Their are to meny badd spelers in the wurld.

Note: (on a personal note, my OCD is going crazy!)

If winning was easy, losers would do it.

Don’t just do something, stand there.

My chalk turns green when I'm about to win.

My chalk turns red when I'm in love.

My chalk turns blue when I'm cold.

I’d rather be seen than viewed.

I never finish any

When I grow up, I want to be just like Tony.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

BEWARE:
Facts and reasons may appear without warning!

SARCASM:
Because arguing with these jokers is boring.

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