Pelican chalkboard can’t
Show me your chalk
About all I can make is a bag of chips open.
All of my secrets are well known.
Stop, drop and cinnamon roll!
Did you see the new pirate movie?
It's rated arrr
I speak fluent sarcasm.
Every now and then, I wish it was then instead of now.
I can’t believe I lost my watch, I don’t have time for this!
How deep in the Grand Canyon?
True -or- False
I’m lip-synching my answers today.
Procrastinators Unite!
Tomorrow!
If it weren’t for people, there wouldn’t be anybody.
I was going to draw a circle, but there’s just no point.
I have a good knock knock joke, you start.
Why is the pizza box square, when the pizza is round?
Keep it stupid simple
In general, I don’t joke about the military.
Ain’t nobody got time for this.
If practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect, why practice?
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
Advertisement