In a game of lost and found, I lost.
I DVR ATH so I can mute Tony when I get home.
My envelope business failed because I mailed it in.
Hear about the circus fire? It was in-tents.
I had an aquarium business but it tanked.
If 2 wrongs don’t make a right, try 3!
My lamp is a smart one, it has a bright future.
Procrastination pie chart
The dogs let themselves out.
Kill the clock while you still have time.
When it rains and it’s sunny, I have mixed emotions.
If I don’t see you before Easter, I’ll see you at the Peeps show.
If I don’t see you before Easter, hide the eggs.
I’d say I’m happy to be here, but why lie?
Can’t was defeated in the battle of try.

ESPN's fantasy team ruined my brackets.
—Thanks

Celebrity astrology; it’s all about the stars.

Rectangles:
Angles that text and drive.

I’ve got fingers on my blisters.
I love my job. It’s the work that I hate.
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