Woody’s Chalkboards

My chalk turns red when I'm in love.

My chalk turns blue when I'm cold.

I’d rather be seen than viewed.

I never finish any

When I grow up, I want to be just like Tony.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

BEWARE:
Facts and reasons may appear without warning!

SARCASM:
Because arguing with these jokers is boring.

Laptops and projectors have nothing on chalkboards.

I speak 3 different languages:
English, sports, and swearing.

Reali never gets a point.

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

Sometimes I wish I were you… so I could be friends with me.

If time was on my side, it would always be happy hour.

If you think people don’t care about you, try missing a payment.

33% of the mutes on this show are accidents.

87% of short putts don’t go in the cup.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?

The chalkboard never lies*

I used Tony’s razor this morning since he doesn’t use it anymore.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

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