The more you talk, the more my opinion matters.
Back by popular demand, not by choice.
If you want my attention pay me.
I was framed!
--Chalk
The city of happiness is in the state of mind.
I taught you everything I know, and you still know nothing.
If you can’t speak, it’s a mute point.
Now serving deli guest #23
Private Sign
Please only look, don't read.
I could describe apathy, but I’d rather not.
You’re so ugly you make onions cry.
Never eat anything you can’t pronounce.
I can’t cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
Ol' man river
old man Paige
Pelican chalkboard can’t
Show me your chalk
About all I can make is a bag of chips open.
All of my secrets are well known.
Stop, drop and cinnamon roll!
Did you see the new pirate movie?
It's rated arrr
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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