I have a good knock knock joke, you start.
Why is the pizza box square, when the pizza is round?
Keep it stupid simple
In general, I don’t joke about the military.
Ain’t nobody got time for this.
If practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect, why practice?
You can’t mute the chalk!
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
I don’t know how much oil is left, just use olive it.
He who follows the beaten path seldom gets lost.
3.14% of sailors are pi rates
The tree doesn’t fall very far from the apple.
If Monday had a face, I would punch it
< this space for rent >
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
I leave my mind at home so I don’t lose it at work.
A bowl game a day keeps a playoff away!
Object on screen may be smarter than he appears.
Alright everybody, line up alphabetically according to height.
The 3 Stages:
1. You believe in Santa
2. You do not believe in Santa
3. You believe you're Santa
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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