Woody’s Chalkboards

I used Tony’s razor this morning since he doesn’t use it anymore.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

The more you talk, the more my opinion matters.

Back by popular demand, not by choice.

If you want my attention pay me.

I was framed!

--Chalk

The city of happiness is in the state of mind.

I taught you everything I know, and you still know nothing.

If you can’t speak, it’s a mute point.

Now serving deli guest #23

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Please only look, don't read.

I could describe apathy, but I’d rather not.

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Never eat anything you can’t pronounce.

I can’t cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

Ol' man river
old man Paige

Pelican chalkboard can’t

Show me your chalk

About all I can make is a bag of chips open.

All of my secrets are well known.

Stop, drop and cinnamon roll!

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