Woody’s Chalkboards

Hi ho hi ho
it's off to winning ATH I go

My Christmas list:
— Chalk

The best defence is a good
spell-check.

If you’re not shore, don’t give into pier pressure.

I bought a really cool shovel. It was groundbreaking.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

If I could talk I would tell you to stop writing on me!

In golf, you should wear 2 pairs of pants in case you get a hole in one.

Thank me.
I'm welcome.

If I could be in 2 places at once, I’d love to meet myself.

Chalkboreds don’t have spell check.

I stole the iPhone 5, but I never faced time.

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?
The Chargers.

For Sale:
1 chalkboard.
Slightly used.
Serious inquiries only.

Failure is
always
an option.

The 5 symptoms of laziness:
1.

You have to learn to finish your sentences because

For my next trick, Bomani will be eliminated.

Note: Bomani = Bomani Jones, another panelist on the show.

Maybe we should mute Tony so he can get his beauty rest.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

I thought I made a mistake, but I was mistaken.

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