Woody’s Chalkboards

If Monday had a face, I would punch it

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

I leave my mind at home so I don’t lose it at work.

A bowl game a day keeps a playoff away!

Object on screen may be smarter than he appears.

Alright everybody, line up alphabetically according to height.

The 3 Stages:
1. You believe in Santa
2. You do not believe in Santa
3. You believe you're Santa

Hi ho hi ho
it's off to winning ATH I go

My Christmas list:
— Chalk

The best defence is a good
spell-check.

If you’re not shore, don’t give into pier pressure.

I bought a really cool shovel. It was groundbreaking.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

If I could talk I would tell you to stop writing on me!

In golf, you should wear 2 pairs of pants in case you get a hole in one.

Thank me.
I'm welcome.

If I could be in 2 places at once, I’d love to meet myself.

Chalkboreds don’t have spell check.

I stole the iPhone 5, but I never faced time.

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