Woody’s Chalkboards

I would tell a joke about pizza, but that would be too cheesy.

I’ve fallen in love with the Internet. It was love at first site.

That chandelier I passed before was the high light of my day.

A door open is ajar. When a jar is open is it adoor?

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up!

People live and learn. He just lives.

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Moonlight becomes you, total darkness even more!

Your argument is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

I worship the ground that awaits you.

He’s dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.

I discovered the python had a crush on me.

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

You’re so ugly you make small children cry!

If you don't like my opinion of you:
IMPROVE YOURSELF

Any friend of yours...
is a friend of yours.

If you don’t vote…don’t come crying to me.

I strongly encourage you to vote, even if it’s for the wrong candidate.

If you're reading this and haven't voted...
LEAVE NOW!

Careful now. Don’t let your brains go to your head!

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