Woody’s Chalkboards

If speech is really free, then why do we have to pay for vowels?

Bad spellers of the world untie!

If I win Powerball, I will split it with all the viewers.

Mute me all you want...
I'm learning sign language.

I’m a contestant on a reali-ty show.

Note: Tony Reali is the host of ATH.

If intelligence were sunshine...
you'd be an eclipse!

I would tell a joke about pizza, but that would be too cheesy.

I’ve fallen in love with the Internet. It was love at first site.

That chandelier I passed before was the high light of my day.

A door open is ajar. When a jar is open is it adoor?

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up!

People live and learn. He just lives.

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Moonlight becomes you, total darkness even more!

Your argument is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

I worship the ground that awaits you.

He’s dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.

I discovered the python had a crush on me.

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

You’re so ugly you make small children cry!

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