Woody’s Chalkboards

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?
The Chargers.

For Sale:
1 chalkboard.
Slightly used.
Serious inquiries only.

Failure is
always
an option.

The 5 symptoms of laziness:
1.

You have to learn to finish your sentences because

For my next trick, Bomani will be eliminated.

Note: Bomani = Bomani Jones, another panelist on the show.

Maybe we should mute Tony so he can get his beauty rest.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

I thought I made a mistake, but I was mistaken.

If speech is really free, then why do we have to pay for vowels?

Bad spellers of the world untie!

If I win Powerball, I will split it with all the viewers.

Mute me all you want...
I'm learning sign language.

I’m a contestant on a reali-ty show.

Note: Tony Reali is the host of ATH.

If intelligence were sunshine...
you'd be an eclipse!

I would tell a joke about pizza, but that would be too cheesy.

I’ve fallen in love with the Internet. It was love at first site.

That chandelier I passed before was the high light of my day.

A door open is ajar. When a jar is open is it adoor?

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up!

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