Woody’s Chalkboards

If you don't like my opinion of you:
IMPROVE YOURSELF

Any friend of yours...
is a friend of yours.

If you don’t vote…don’t come crying to me.

I strongly encourage you to vote, even if it’s for the wrong candidate.

If you're reading this and haven't voted...
LEAVE NOW!

Careful now. Don’t let your brains go to your head!

If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

Thank you for 10 years!!!

Note: It was the 10 year anniversary of ATH.

Got chalk!
All blackboard sayings at woodypaige.com

Note: Uh...I think I've just been made redundant.

A few ears short of a bushel

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

A few birds shy of a Hitchcock film

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

A few french fries (and toy) short of a Happy Meal

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.

Make somebody happy. Mind your own business!

Make a mental note… oh, I see you’re out of paper.

I’m a victim of “soicumstance”.

I didn’t wanna say “buy”, but I couldn’t say “sell”.

He does the work of 3 men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 30 seconds.

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