Moonlight becomes you, total darkness even more!
Your argument is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
I worship the ground that awaits you.
He’s dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.
I discovered the python had a crush on me.
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
You’re so ugly you make small children cry!
If you don't like my opinion of you:
IMPROVE YOURSELF
Any friend of yours...
is a friend of yours.
If you don’t vote…don’t come crying to me.
I strongly encourage you to vote, even if it’s for the wrong candidate.
If you're reading this and haven't voted...
LEAVE NOW!
Careful now. Don’t let your brains go to your head!
If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.
Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Got chalk!
All blackboard sayings at woodypaige.com
Note: Uh...I think I've just been made redundant.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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