He’s so ugly he trick or treats over the phone
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
I hear the only place you’re ever invited is outside.
The only thing he brought to this show was his car.
Someday you’ll go far, if you catch the right train.
You’re getting on my nerves, and I only have two left!
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
If you don’t like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
I’ll never forget the first time we met - although I’ll keep trying.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
I hear what you’re saying but I just don’t care.
I understand you Bill, but nobody else does.
Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show.
You’ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
Of all two hosts’ on this show, Tony is my 2nd favorite.
I heard that your brother was an only child.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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