A few french fries (and toy) short of a Happy Meal
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business!
Make a mental note… oh, I see you’re out of paper.
I’m a victim of “soicumstance”.
I didn’t wanna say “buy”, but I couldn’t say “sell”.
He does the work of 3 men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 30 seconds.
Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
King Fu Panda
If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I’m glad.
If brains were rain, you’d be a desert.
If fools could fly, this show would be an airport.
He’s so ugly he trick or treats over the phone
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
I hear the only place you’re ever invited is outside.
The only thing he brought to this show was his car.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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