He’s so dense that light bends around him.
He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
Cowlishaw and I should be on the Writers’ Cup.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing!
Converse with any plankton lately?
I’m going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Tony, I found an endorsement deal for you.
-woody
Note: Had a box of "Just for Boys" (parody of Just for Men hair coloring) on the chalkboard. [pic]
Krusty, Clarabell, Bozo, Doink and Woody applying for ref jobs
He can think without moving his lips!
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
You’re very smart. You have brains you’ve never used.
They say it’s mind over matter. I say it doesn’t matter.
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Catastrophic success
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!