Woody’s Chalkboards

Someday you’ll go far, if you catch the right train.

You’re getting on my nerves, and I only have two left!

A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If you don’t like my opinion of you - improve yourself!

I’ll never forget the first time we met - although I’ll keep trying.

If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!

I hear what you’re saying but I just don’t care.

I understand you Bill, but nobody else does.

Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show.

You’ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

Of all two hosts’ on this show, Tony is my 2nd favorite.

Has the IQ of lint

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

I heard that your brother was an only child.

He’s so dense that light bends around him.

He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.

Cowlishaw and I should be on the Writers’ Cup.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing!

Converse with any plankton lately?

Izzy isn’t is he?

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