I understand you Bill, but nobody else does.

Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show.

You’ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
Of all two hosts’ on this show, Tony is my 2nd favorite.
Has the IQ of lint

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

I heard that your brother was an only child.
He’s so dense that light bends around him.
He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
Cowlishaw and I should be on the Writers’ Cup.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing!
Converse with any plankton lately?
Izzy isn’t is he?

In the land of the witless,
I'm the
KING.

I’m going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Tony, I found an endorsement deal for you.
-woody

Note: Had a box of "Just for Boys" (parody of Just for Men hair coloring) on the chalkboard. [pic]

Krusty, Clarabell, Bozo, Doink and Woody applying for ref jobs
He can think without moving his lips!

MY ATH RECORDS:
Most records, 1 hour record, 30 min. record, points record, most mutes, most mistakes, most blackboards, most props, most showdowns, most shows, most eliminations, most costumes, most schedules, most bells, most pinky rings.

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
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