My dog is smarter than your honor student.
My dog attends disobedience school.
Talk is cheap. Chalk is $2.49 a box.
Hunger is the best sauce.
Don’t spend all your money on a safe.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day!
My dad said the ice cream truck plays music when it’s out.
Stop staring at me when I’m invisible.
What is it about “buy” or “sell” that confuses the producers.
Note: What is it about this question that confused someone to leave out the question mark? [pic]
Go ahead and talk to me. My day was ruined anyway.
Another brilliant mind ruined by this show.
Boycott sham-poo! Demand the real-poo!
I substitute fast reflexes for good manners.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
If you are truthful, you will have as much gold as you want.