In the land of the witless,
I'm the
KING.
Tony, I found an endorsement deal for you.
-woody
Note: Had a box of "Just for Boys" (parody of Just for Men hair coloring) on the chalkboard. [pic]
MY ATH RECORDS:
Most records, 1 hour record, 30 min. record, points record, most mutes, most mistakes, most blackboards, most props, most showdowns, most shows, most eliminations, most costumes, most schedules, most bells, most pinky rings.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide:
your absence.
Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show
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