You’re very smart. You have brains you’ve never used.
They say it’s mind over matter. I say it doesn’t matter.
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
A few beans short of a chili
Sometimes I need what only you can provide:
your absence.
I need a life. Do you know where I can download one?
All 5 voices in my head say: “Cowlishaw is wrong”
Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show
Dear Tony, if I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Due to recent cutbacks, the mute button has been turned off.
But enough of words, actions speak louder than. Action now, observe all.
Clockwood Orange
Excuse me while I change into something more formidable.
I’d humiliate you but I’m afraid you might like it.
A witty saying proves nothing.
I’m 14 in dog years.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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