Dear Tony, if I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Due to recent cutbacks, the mute button has been turned off.
But enough of words, actions speak louder than. Action now, observe all.
Clockwood Orange
Excuse me while I change into something more formidable.
I’d humiliate you but I’m afraid you might like it.
A witty saying proves nothing.
I’m 14 in dog years.
What are the cat days of summer?
I have a masters degree in chalkboard sayings.
I’m here because I have to be, what’s your problem?
My cat was hit by a car, and now she’s down to six lives.
Cat didn’t get my tongue…mute did.
Do you prefer cat-nip or cat-nap?
My dog is smarter than your honor student.
My dog attends disobedience school.
Talk is cheap. Chalk is $2.49 a box.
Hunger is the best sauce.
Don’t spend all your money on a safe.
The greatest strength is
gentleness
mutes.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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