Woody’s Chalkboards

All 5 voices in my head say: “Cowlishaw is wrong”

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

Dear Tony, if I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Due to recent cutbacks, the mute button has been turned off.

But enough of words, actions speak louder than. Action now, observe all.

Clockwood Orange

Excuse me while I change into something more formidable.

I’d humiliate you but I’m afraid you might like it.

A witty saying proves nothing.

I’m 14 in dog years.

What are the cat days of summer?

I have a masters degree in chalkboard sayings.

I’m here because I have to be, what’s your problem?

My cat was hit by a car, and now she’s down to six lives.

Cat didn’t get my tongue…mute did.

Do you prefer cat-nip or cat-nap?

My dog is smarter than your honor student.

My dog attends disobedience school.

Talk is cheap. Chalk is $2.49 a box.

Hunger is the best sauce.

Don’t spend all your money on a safe.

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