Woody’s Chalkboards

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day!

My dad said the ice cream truck plays music when it’s out.

Be Yourself
Unless you can be Tony. Then be yourself.

Be Yourself
Unless you can be a unicorn, then be a unicorn

Stop staring at me when I’m invisible.

What is it about “buy” or “sell” that confuses the producers.

Note: What is it about this question that confused someone to leave out the question mark? [pic]

Go ahead and talk to me. My day was ruined anyway.

Another brilliant mind ruined by this show.

Boycott sham-poo! Demand the real-poo!

I substitute fast reflexes for good manners.

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

If you are truthful, you will have as much gold as you want.

I can never tell when I run out of invisible chal

I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

I’ve got a problem for your solution.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

I don’t like me, either.

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