Woody’s Chalkboards

A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.

A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!

A few clues shy of a solution

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

A few chips short of a cookie

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

A few beans short of a chili

Sometimes I need what only you can provide:
your absence.

I need a life. Do you know where I can download one?

All 5 voices in my head say: “Cowlishaw is wrong”

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

Dear Tony, if I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Due to recent cutbacks, the mute button has been turned off.

But enough of words, actions speak louder than. Action now, observe all.

Clockwood Orange

Excuse me while I change into something more formidable.

I’d humiliate you but I’m afraid you might like it.

A witty saying proves nothing.

I’m 14 in dog years.

What are the cat days of summer?

I have a masters degree in chalkboard sayings.

I’m here because I have to be, what’s your problem?

My cat was hit by a car, and now she’s down to six lives.

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