I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
Don’t play stupid with me…I’m better at it.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies, are the main reason I have trust issues.
Time is precious… waste it wisely!
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
Winning the ATH games is like being the champion of nothing.
Dear Algebra, stop asking me to find your X. Don’t ask me Y.
Relax, I’m harmless
I can’t hear you over the sound of how epic I am.
No one ignores me quite the way Tony does
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
Sorry, your original joke was made 200 times on Twitter
Bad decisions make good stories
Normal is boring
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
I should come with a warning label.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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