Woody’s Chalkboards

I’m not stubborn. My way is just better.

For a minute there, you bored me to death.

You read my board. That’s enough social interaction for today.

I’m not childish, you’re just a big doody head.

A.A.A.A.A.:
American
Association
Against
Acronym
Abuse

Non-flammable?

Challenge accepted.

Fake karate is better than no karate at all.

I was much happier being in denial.

I’m what Willis was talkin’ ‘bout

I’ve stopped listening; why haven’t you stopped talking?

I’m silently correcting your grammar.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

Tim Cowlishaw
Cash limit wow.
Aim switch low.

Tony Reali
Real nit yo.
Later I yon.

Woody Paige
Way good pie.
A goody wipe.

My dog could outscore Cowlishaw on this show.

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.

Each show with Tony makes me appreciate my dog more.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

You can’t spell “ESPN” without “PENS”.

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