Woody’s Chalkboards

I can’t hear you over the sound of how epic I am.

No one ignores me quite the way Tony does

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

You’re pointless

Sorry, your original joke was made 200 times on Twitter

Bad decisions make good stories

Normal is boring

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later

I should come with a warning label.

I’m so adjective, I verb nouns.

Some people read boards. I think you’re one of them.

If you fall,
I'll be there.

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— Floor

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I'm not arguing
I'm simply explaining why I'm right.

Normal is boring.

Don’t hate what you can’t imitate.

I’m not stubborn. My way is just better.

For a minute there, you bored me to death.

You read my board. That’s enough social interaction for today.

I’m not childish, you’re just a big doody head.

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