Cat didn’t get my tongue…mute did.
Do you prefer cat-nip or cat-nap?
My dog is smarter than your honor student.
My dog attends disobedience school.
Talk is cheap. Chalk is $2.49 a box.
Hunger is the best sauce.
Don’t spend all your money on a safe.
The greatest strength is
gentleness
mutes.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day!
My dad said the ice cream truck plays music when it’s out.
Be Yourself
Unless you can be Tony. Then be yourself.
Be Yourself
Unless you can be a unicorn, then be a unicorn
Stop staring at me when I’m invisible.
What is it about “buy” or “sell” that confuses the producers.
Note: What is it about this question that confused someone to leave out the question mark? [pic]
Go ahead and talk to me. My day was ruined anyway.
Another brilliant mind ruined by this show.
Boycott sham-poo! Demand the real-poo!
I substitute fast reflexes for good manners.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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