Woody’s Chalkboards

A.A.A.A.A.:
American
Association
Against
Acronym
Abuse

Non-flammable?

Challenge accepted.

Fake karate is better than no karate at all.

I was much happier being in denial.

I’m what Willis was talkin’ ‘bout

I’ve stopped listening; why haven’t you stopped talking?

I’m silently correcting your grammar.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

Tim Cowlishaw
Cash limit wow.
Aim switch low.

Tony Reali
Real nit yo.
Later I yon.

Woody Paige
Way good pie.
A goody wipe.

My dog could outscore Cowlishaw on this show.

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.

Each show with Tony makes me appreciate my dog more.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

You can’t spell “ESPN” without “PENS”.

There’s an “I” in Paige for a reason.

I’m the “P” in ESPN.

I was reading a book about the history of glue, and it’s sticking with me

I’m reading a book about Alexander Graham Bell. My ears keep ringing.

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