Sorry, your original joke was made 200 times on Twitter
Bad decisions make good stories
Normal is boring
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
I should come with a warning label.
I’m so adjective, I verb nouns.
Some people read boards. I think you’re one of them.
If you fall,
I'll be there.
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— Floor
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I'm not arguing
I'm simply explaining why I'm right.
Don’t hate what you can’t imitate.
I’m not stubborn. My way is just better.
For a minute there, you bored me to death.
You read my board. That’s enough social interaction for today.
I’m not childish, you’re just a big doody head.
A.A.A.A.A.:
American
Association
Against
Acronym
Abuse
Non-flammable?
Challenge accepted.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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