Woody’s Chalkboards

Tim Cowlishaw
Cash limit wow.
Aim switch low.

Tony Reali
Real nit yo.
Later I yon.

Woody Paige
Way good pie.
A goody wipe.

My dog could outscore Cowlishaw on this show.

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.

Each show with Tony makes me appreciate my dog more.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

You can’t spell “ESPN” without “PENS”.

There’s an “I” in Paige for a reason.

I’m the “P” in ESPN.

I was reading a book about the history of glue, and it’s sticking with me

I’m reading a book about Alexander Graham Bell. My ears keep ringing.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Cowlishaw didn’t like his beard at first. Then it grew on him.

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Ham + Eggs
A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Show me an ATH loser, and I’ll show you Bill Plaschkey

Note: Bill Plaschkey is another panelist on ATH.

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Woody Paige unplugged

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