Woody’s Chalkboards

Humans are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.

Happiness is having a large, loving, close-knit family in another city.

Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people

Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

Beauty is a light switch away…

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t.

Donuts: Is there anything they can’t do?

The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.

Those who throw dirt only lose ground.

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

Practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes prefcet.

It’s not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, because you might get wet.

Statistics show that people who have the most birthdays, live the longest.

This sentence is a lie.

Change is good, but dollars are better.

Enough about me, now tell me what you think of me.

I stopped fighting my inner demons; we’re on the same side now.

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