Woody’s Chalkboards

When chemists die, they barium.

Know a good chemistry joke?
Let me zinc about it.

Never trust a skinny chef.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I’d rather play Twister with myself.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

I used to be a banker, but this I lost interest.

Velcro: What a rip off!

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

WARNING:
He's subject to spontaneous outburst of song.

I ♥ working nights and weekends

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I put ketchup on my ketchup.

I’m not getting old, I’m getting awesome!

Sorry for being myself!

I’d rather be fighting zombies.

I’m up and out of bed. What more do you want?

I’m gonna invent a vaccine for stupid.

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