Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you.
My friend David lost his ID so we call him Dav.
Who put the alfabet in alfabetical order???
myspacebuttonisbroken
has someone seen my capslock key?
I fish, therefore I lie.
The road to success is always under construction
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
There’s no “we” in iPaige
iPaige movies are in 8D!
The iPaige plays 45’s + 78’s (in stereo)
I have a new, revolutionary invention: the iPaige
It’s never too late to mutate.
Don’t confuse me with facts; my mind’s already made up.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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