has someone seen my capslock key?
I fish, therefore I lie.
The road to success is always under construction
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
There’s no “we” in iPaige
iPaige movies are in 8D!
The iPaige plays 45’s + 78’s (in stereo)
I have a new, revolutionary invention: the iPaige
It’s never too late to mutate.
Don’t confuse me with facts; my mind’s already made up.
The only joy in the world is to begin.
This would be really funny if it weren’t happening to me.
Man dreads fame as a pig dreads fat.
The shortest answer is doing.
They told me I had type-A blood, but that was a typo
Broken pencils are pointless.
When chemists die, they barium.
Know a good chemistry joke?
Let me zinc about it.
Never trust a skinny chef.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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