Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
Practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes prefcet.
It’s not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.
Don’t go chasing waterfalls, because you might get wet.
Statistics show that people who have the most birthdays, live the longest.
This sentence is a lie.
Change is good, but dollars are better.
Enough about me, now tell me what you think of me.
I stopped fighting my inner demons; we’re on the same side now.
Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you.
My friend David lost his ID so we call him Dav.
Who put the alfabet in alfabetical order???
myspacebuttonisbroken
has someone seen my capslock key?
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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