I’d rather play Twister with myself.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
I used to be a banker, but this I lost interest.
Velcro: What a rip off!
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
WARNING:
He's subject to spontaneous outburst of song.
I ♥ working nights and weekends
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I put ketchup on my ketchup.
I’m not getting old, I’m getting awesome!
Sorry for being myself!
I’d rather be fighting zombies.
I’m up and out of bed. What more do you want?
I’m gonna invent a vaccine for stupid.
Don’t interrupt the conversation I’m having with myself.
If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
Dinosaurs:
They aren't extinct; they're just hiding.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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