Woody’s Chalkboards

I put ketchup on my ketchup.

I’m not getting old, I’m getting awesome!

Sorry for being myself!

I’d rather be fighting zombies.

I’m up and out of bed. What more do you want?

I’m gonna invent a vaccine for stupid.

Don’t interrupt the conversation I’m having with myself.

Circle of trust

If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

Dinosaurs:
They aren't extinct; they're just hiding.

Can we have class outside today?

I’m just a sorry person.

Sorry for shouting ~~yesterday~~ last segment

Sorry for shouting yesterday

The glass is always full

Note: Drawing of glass showing half air, half water.

You read my board.
That's enough interaction.
Stop emailing me!

Dear Algebra,
Stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back

Snowmen fall from the sky unassembled.

Restraint is good in moderation

I used to respect my elders. Now I have none to respect.

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