Can we have class outside today?
I’m just a sorry person.
Sorry for shouting yesterday last segment
Sorry for shouting yesterday
The glass is always full
Note: Drawing of glass showing half air, half water.
You read my board.
That's enough interaction.
Stop emailing me!
Dear Algebra,
Stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back
Snowmen fall from the sky unassembled.
Restraint is good in moderation
I used to respect my elders. Now I have none to respect.
Sure, let me drop everything and work on your problem!
Thank you Wikipedia!
Hi!
I don't care.
Thanks!
Have a nice day.
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
All true wisdom is found on this board.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant
Never eat a powdered donut when wearing a dark suit.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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