Woody’s Chalkboards

They told me I had type-A blood, but that was a typo

Broken pencils are pointless.

When chemists die, they barium.

Know a good chemistry joke?
Let me zinc about it.

Never trust a skinny chef.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I’d rather play Twister with myself.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

I used to be a banker, but this I lost interest.

Velcro: What a rip off!

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

WARNING:
He's subject to spontaneous outburst of song.

I ♥ working nights and weekends

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I put ketchup on my ketchup.

I’m not getting old, I’m getting awesome!

Sorry for being myself!

I’d rather be fighting zombies.

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