Woody’s Chalkboards

I pay no attention to the horn

I'm a ninja.
(you can't see me)

Warning:
I do stupid things

(picture of a tournament bracket with "you" and "me" on it, and "me" winning)

Teiam player

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

I’m the next big thing!

F n h
th s
nt ce

(picture of a tournament bracket with the panelists on the show)

Shut your mouth when you talk to me.

My imaginary friend thinks Tony has serious problems

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

When you're BOARD with your budget, you run out of chalk.

FOUND SOME!

I’m almost out of cha

Without chalk

Without Tony this show is something.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Without the chalkboard Woody is nothing

Yes, I want guacamole!
(I know it's extra)

Nails!

I prefer Fat Tuesday over Super Tuesday

Now might be a good time to buy stock in chalk.

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