All true wisdom is found on this board.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant
Never eat a powdered donut when wearing a dark suit.
Chickens playing basketball…flagrant fowl.
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I am even more handsome if you watch on mute.
Tony should give me a point for punctuation.!?
If Rome were built in a day, I would hire that contractor.
If you don’t like what’s being said, change the conversation
The only thing worse than not getting what you want, is someone else getting it.
It wasn’t a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover.
Why does election season last for 3 seasons?
I can’t believe Dancing With the Stars isn’t returning my phone calls.
Don’t talk to me, I’m arguing.
My chalkboard is smarter than your honor student
Honk if you love the chalkboard
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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